Melbourne business, Kitchen Language, have you covered this Christmas with unique and Aussie AF gifts. Choose from funny aprons, inappropriate tea towels, silly stubby holders and cool keyring bottle openers that are sure to delight any potty mouth who enjoys a good explicit ridden giggle!
With affordable gifts perfect for the whole crew you can shop for everyone. Grab a
- Shits and Sizzles apron for Uncle Dazza, who loves his BBQ more than his missus,
- Bitch can Bake apron for Aunty Shazza, who makes the best mince tarts from here to Bundaberg,
- Piss Head keyring bottle opener for Dad, who nearly loses a tooth every time he can’t find a bottle opener and uses his teeth instead
Kitchen Language also sell 5 different Christmas cards, including our brand new ‘It’s the Moist Wonderful Time of the Year‘ Christmas greeting card, that is sure to send shivers down the spine of anyone who despises the word moist!
Here’s what a Kitchen Language stockist and customer have to say…
Jules, a stockist from Flirt Adult Store in Orange, says “Love how popular they are with young and old. Young ones love the stubby holders and the oldies love the aprons, especially Bitch Can Bake!”
A long time customer, Jackie, who comes back time after time after time, thinks they’re pretty bloody ace too! “My go to for anyone who has a sense of humour. They’ve not let me down yet.”
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